Hey! Are you an employee of IBM, making or selling computers and other business machines, in the 1950s? Well, then, straighten your tie, adjust your horn-rimmed glasses, and sing along:
Here's the lyrics, to this, and many other fine IBM anthems, like this one, to the tune of "Jingle Bells":
"IBM, Happy men, smiling all the way/Oh what fun it is to sell our products night and day.
IBM, Watson men, partners of T. J./In his service to mankind-that's why we are so gay"
Not that there's anything wrong with it!