Wednesday, January 23, 2013


The Toilet Bowl Cleaners is a guy from Massachusetts. As I wrote last month when I posted "... 2 tracks off their album "Songs About Poop, Puke & Pee." The fact that such an album even exists is amazing; the fact that the Toilet Bowl Cleaners have many albums, all focused on the subject of human waste, and that some of the songs are actually good, is nothing short of mind-boggling. The main toilet-bowl cleaner sez that he's released 8000 songs in the last 4 years. That's kinda prolific." 

As funny and/or gross as you'd expect, but these simple, catchy Billy Joel-ish piano-driven songs are so obsessively single-minded in their examination of the more taboo aspects of human corporeality that it's kind of impressive. I almost feel like congratulations are in order. He seems to be a sane man, a regular guy, not someone you'd think were you to meet him on the street "Hey, now that's the kind of guy who would record 7 whole albums about bodily functions!"


01 Gotta Poop, Puke and Pee (Simultaneously) [Songs About Poop, Puke & Pee]
02 Happy Mother's Day (Thanks For Wiping My Bum, Mum) [Holiday Poop Puke & Pee Songs]
03 The Diarrhea Bounce Back [Still Farting, Pooping, Puking, and Peeing]
04 Scarlet Johansson Farts [Celebrities Fart and Poop (Just Like You & Me)]
05 I Pooped On Santa's Lap [Holiday Poop Puke & Pee Songs]
06 The Defecation Song [Still Farting, Pooping, Puking, and Peeing]
07 Swine Flu [I Love Poop!]
08 Peeing In The Shower [Songs About Poop, Puke & Pee]
09 Girls Don't Poop [I Love Poop!]
10 Picking My Nose [Let's Not Forget Snot, Boogers & Ear Wax!]
11 Taylor Lautner Poops [Famous People Fart & Poop]
12 Wiping My Bum With My Hand [I Love Poop!]
13 Bed Bugs [Let's Not Forget Snot, Boogers & Ear Wax!]
14 Rudolph The Red-Nosed Hemorrhoid [Holiday Poop Puke & Pee Songs]
15 Barack Obama Farts [Celebrities Fart and Poop (Just Like You & Me)]
16 Everybody Farts

Albums also available thru CDBaby.


Pierre said...


August said...

Apparently he also releases albums as "The passionate and objective jokerfan", mainly singing song about other musicians. There's even a song about Jandek! You may already knew it, but if not, you got a hell of a lot of fun listening ahead.

August said...

I'm sorry for the spamming, mate, but i just found out about this massive website:

Apparently, as far as i now, it seem that it is the same person (the toilet bowl cleaners) that is ALL of the artists featured on the website. I must admit that i'm a bit scared, but mostly amazed at this mans drive for making music. He's probably not lying when he says that he's released more than 8000 songs. I'd like to know more about him. A documentary would be awesome.

After Movie Diner said...

If you want to know more about him you want to watch his film Local Legends on YouTube. The man is phenomenally talented and awesome -

He also appears this week on my show, The After Movie Diner

Anonymous said...

Let me just say I’m a big fan. I’ve been listening to your songs for years now and know all the lyrics to every one of your songs. I do have a recommendation of what you should do next; my sister and I have an inside joke about pooping behind the Christmas tree when we were toddlers in our diapers and would love to hear a song about this. I understand you’re a busy guy and everything and won’t feel bad if you don’t have time.

Thank you!

A super (pooper) fan