If you haven't seen "Pink Flamings," perhaps the ultimate cult movie, I sure as hell ain't gonna tell you about it. Let's just say that even tho I only saw it once - and this was back in the '80s, when the earths' crust was still cooling and dinosaurs walked the earth - a mere glance at the song titles of the soundtrack recall images that are permanently seared into my brain. So let's pay tribute to Mr. Featherstone with the suitably trashy soundtrack of '50s/60s rock, r'n'b, and easy-listening oldies that Waters used to underscore his characters foul (not to mention fowl) behavior. Some of these songs are as insane as any crazed early rock (e.g.: "Chicken Grabber," "Surfin Bird") while others, like the perfectly presentable "Happy Happy Birthday Baby," are used as ironically innocent counterpoints to the on-screen depravity.
Plus! At no extra cost to you! Other "Pink Flamingos"-related audio oddities thrown into the file:
- Edith Massesy's single, which featured her "singing" a cover of the Four Seasons' "Big Girls Don't Cry," and a lovely original, "Punks (Get Off The Grass)." Massey had moved to the Venice Beach neighborhood of Los Angeles, and her thrift store was a popular hangout for local punks and weirdos, who recorded this with her in 1982.
- Divine "You Think You're A Man" (7'' version); S/He recorded a surprising amount but I just have this one catchy bit of '80s disco.
- The Illuminoids "Satan Said Walrus Eggs," a mashup from 2007 that mixes Massey's "Pink Flamingo" dialogue with the Beatles, over a stomping beat from Clap Your Hands Say Yeah. The Egg Lady meets the Egg Man, with special guest: Satan. One of the members of the Illuminoids was Howie Pyro, who took the name for his super-swell internet show "Intoxica" from one of the songs on this here soundtrack:
"Pink Flamingos" + Bonus Filth
|1. The Swag - Link Wray & His Ray Men|
|2. Intoxica - The Centurions|
|3. Jim Dandy - LaVern Baker|
|4. I'm Not A Juvenile Delinquent - Frankie Lymon And The Teenagers|
|5. The Girl Can't Help It - Little Richard|
|6. Ooh! Look-A There, Ain't She Pretty - Bill Haley & His Comets|
|7. Chicken Grabber - Nite Hawks|
|8. Happy, Happy Birthday Baby - The Tune Weavers|
|9. Pink Champagne - The Tyrones|
|10. Surfin' Bird - The Trashmen|
|11. Riot In Cell Block #9 - The Robins|
|12. (How Much Is) That Doggie In The Window - Patti Page|