Friday, December 13, 2013


Word has it that some of you Maniacs have been looking for Wayne Butane's hilariously profane kooky kristmas kut-up in the handy popular mp3 format in all it's 12-minute glory. I figgured, well, if I'm going to post it, might as well post a whole mess of other holiday themed sound collages. These are some of the must-haves, the classics, mostly from the Golden Age of Mashups, the 2000s. Not included: anything featured on djBC's series of "Santastic" comps (number 8 just came out) since they are all still available. "A Mutated Christmas", likewise is also still in print, thru illegalart. And don't forget People Like Us' "Sounds of Christmas."  But that still leaves plenty. Many of the "biggest" names in the field are featured here, but the ultimate just might be "All Your Christmases" which is nothing more than 7-and-a-half minutes of the word "christmas" taken from inumerable old xmas records artfully strung together, courtesy of Australia's Alias Frequencies. It's so great, and so annoyingly evil, bwa ha ha!


01 cassetteboy - xxxxmas
02 Voicedude - Here Comes Santa Claus In Black (Elvis Presley Vs. AC/DC )
03 The Kleptones - Bling Crosby
04 The Bran Flakes - Lovely Sleigh Ride
05 Satan's Little Helper - All your Xmases
06 Evolution Control Committee - The Christmas Wrong
07 My Favorite Things (PISs covering Negativland)
08 A Very Special Wayne Butane Christmas
09 V/Vm (Michael Jackson vs Paul McCartney) - Simply
10 The Bran Flakes - Here Comes Santa
11 cuechamp - 942003 (Nutcracker vs Daft Punk)
12 BigBadBaz - Christmas in Compton
13 Jima vs George W. Bush - The Night Before Christmas
14 JoolsMF (BuenaVista vs Beatles vs DrDre) - Havana Good Christmas
15 Gordyboy - bam bam the Cavalry (Toots and the Maytalls vs Jonie Lewis)
16 BuG - 12 boots of xmasx
17 Culturcide - Depressed Christmas
18 BRAT Productions - Chemical Christmas
19 fukjamum - Hankys Park Minimix
20 rx - Happy RxMas & a Whole Lotta Love
21 John Oswald - White
(plus: hideous bonus track!)


Eric Kleptone said...

Thanks for the include, good sir - Happy holidays to you and thanks for the continuingly awesome selections.

And check out "Jingle Bell Rocks" if you haven't already - best feelgood Xmas music documentary ever - Dr.Demento, John Waters, Wayne Coyne and some real fanatics represent!

Don-O said...

UT! Looks like I'm not the only one single handedly distorying X-mas:

...and, yes, it has Wayne Butane somewhere in here!

Keep it shakin' Fab

Anonymous said...

Thank you Mr. Fab and Merry Eechs-Mas.
God bless us, everyone.

Mr Fab said...

Ah ha, very good, Don-O! A bit of an overlap, yes, but of course I would never include anything by that lame RIAA guy.

Voicedude said...

Wow! That's an old Christmas relic.... ;-)

Mr Fab said...

Yep, 'dude, carolers in days of yore banged their heads to that one...a beloved holiday tradition.

Anonymous said...

Any chance you re-post those tracks?
That Zippy Share link is dead