- The Casio-riffic keyboard stylings and cartoon-character vocals
- Dig them backgrounds!
- Someone's really going to town on the rinky-dink drum machine...hey, what the hell time signature is this song in anyhow? I tried counting it out and gave up.
- Gibberish lyrics with no rhymes or sense of rhythm.
- Abrupt ending
Now this guy's a hero in my mind.