Rhonda (yep, just Rhonda) is another performer utterly convinced of her beauty, fabulousness, and imminent stardom. This Floridian's website, filled with amateur glamour snapshots of Miss Thing, modestly separates her musical and dramatic sides into "Grammy," "Oscar," and "Tony" categories. And you can get this for only $125! A seven-song CD entitled "Fairy Tale Lost" boasts such reputation-boosters as "Rowdy Girl," "Equally Manic," and an ode to wearing trashy clothes called "My Dress Code." Look out world!
As far as her music goes, I'm not sure what style or sound she's trying for - it's low-tech, but not in a cool indie-rock way, more like one guy with a Casio trying to play slick, commercial pop diva stuff. Some songs are quite short, and end so abruptly I had to check to make sure they weren't getting cut off. And her singing? Well, as Alexis from West Virginia says, "Rhonda sounds like your average tipsy off-key karaoke participant... if your average tipsy off-key karaoke participant was a voice actor for a PBS puppet show."
Rhonda - "Rage" Alanis Morissette, step off!
Big thanks to Alexis.
5 comments:
Celine Dion eat your heart out!
Her voice is as annoying as her web page. Although her site is confusing at times her music is very simple. Kinda sounds like a cross between Tammy Faye Baker and a hurt cat.
She's so talentless and superficial. Is she friends with Sondra Prill?
I was thinking of Sonrda Prill too! They're both from Florida. Hmmm...
Ms Prill's shenanigan's can be found here by the way:
http://www.ubu.com/outsiders/365/12-1.html
heh, glad you could use it. We usually get one or two CDs that induce head scratching at the station each month. If I find anything equally bad, I'll pass it on.
Did you check out the rest of that website??!! Oh, my eyes! My EYEEEEEES!!!!!!
Seriously, click on "Oscar". I'm sure there's a sample in that.
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