Monday, November 10, 2014

Your Dead Pet Sings To You

Oh, so horrible, so can this be real?! I just discovered this on craigslist whilst looking for something else entirely. From reading the below description, you know this is all kinds of wrong, but the reality is even worse than you can imagine. 

A touching memory from your beloved little friend you miss can always be as close to you as your computer.
In our Pet Memorial Photovids,,,the pet photo that you send us will be animated to sing our original song,,,"When You Think Of Me,,,Smile !". Yes,,,your own pet will sing to you.

You may order a song-only version,,,or you can choose to order a Customized Memorial photovid for which I invite you to compose a brief script of dialogue that you want your beloved little friend to say in their video.
I will help you with the script as much as you want me to.

IN this example for you,,,,this video is a customized Memorial with added dialogue that I produced for a client. A customized version like this featuring your own script thast your pet would perform is $60.00. A song-only version with the pet just singing the song is $30.00.
This is the song your pet would sing,,,and your Memorial Photovid would be similar to this video: 

The song is acapella - let the mashups begin!


Holly said...

Wow. Yikes!

All the "Mamas" remind me of Eddie Noack's 'Psycho'. But perhaps that says more about me than the videographer...

I also bet that poor dog, if he is indeed frolicking in an afterlife of some nature,is mortified as s*it.

Id0 said...

And don't forget to help control the singing fish population, have your bass played or nailed.

Pierre said...

This looks like a nightmare

ed said...

Holly you nailed it. 'Mortified' is surely right. Poor dog.

Mr Fab said...

Good call on the 'Psycho' Holly, tho it's like if Eddie Noack ingested helium. Actually, that voice reminds me of Li'l Markie:

IdO: but they removed the batteries?! Ah man, I'd want to see 300 big-mouth bass(es) simultaneously singing.

uglyradio said...

Oh, God, Mr. Fab!
The humanity!

It kind of reminds me slightly of Lil' Marky, too..

Truly horrifying...

Anonymous said...

Stephen King's PET CEMETARY put to music?



Mr Fab said...

Oh yeah, "Pet Semetary"...been a while since I read it (and by 'a while' I of course mean 'decades') but dead beloved family pets coming back to life as terrifying evil zombies isn't *too* far removed from this.

Outa-Spaceman said...

'WTF' is a somewhat over-used phrase nowadays, but really, WTF!