Anyone remember Dee Dee King's album, "The Spotlight Kid"? As Dee Dee Ramone, the late, great Douglas Colvin was one of the world's greatest rock'n'rollers. As Dee Dee King, however, he was one of the world's worst rappers. But that album was "Fear Of A Black Planet" compared to the video output of the self-described "average homeboy" Denny Blazin Hazen, an unpretentious, painfully sincere Midwestern white rapper, e.g.:
"For recreation I
Like to shoot hoops
but not until I've eaten
all my Fruit Loops"
"Average Homeboy" - delivered with as much visual pizazz as is possible on a home editing system.
Again, I can make an mp3 available off the video if you sickos so desire.